THIS CORPORATE BS HAS SHREK'S BLESSING

Listen up, suckers. The green giant himself, that swamp-dwellin' ogre, has given the thumbs okay. Yeah, you heard that right. All this corporate fluff is officially sanctioned by the man himself. So quit griping about those mandatory team-building exercises and grin because Shrek thinks it's all hilarious. The bottom line Gettin' that bread Offic